Sunday, December 2, 2012

Stranger than Fiction

So, last night Tim and I were in bed talking after watching a television show that included several well-endowed women.  This is the conversation that ensued:

Me:  I can be bosomy.  If you pinch and tape and hoist enough.

Tim:  (seemingly unconvinced) Sure.

Me:  Well, it's just lucky for you that I've gained weight over the years.  I'm almost twice as bosomy as I was when we got married.

Tim:  (reaches over and rubs my stomach)  That's true.  You've grown in several ways since we were first married.

Me:  (gasping)  You can NOT rub my belly when you say that!

Tim:  I'm just saying... take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both and there you have...

Me: (interrupting) The fat girl wife?  The fat girl wife! 

Both of us are laughing as Tim continues.

Tim:  There's a time you gotta go and show you're growing, now you know...

Me: that you're the fat girl wife.  The fat girl wife.

A new pilot could be in the works.  =)

And please, ladies who are kind and loving and naturally defensive of each other --there's no need to rebuke my husband.  He always worries about the public jerk-o-meter when I post these things.  I'm not saying it would be good for everyone but a relationship built on unconditional love and mutual degradation works for us.  The former allows for the latter quite nicely and holy crap do we laugh a lot because of it!

1 comment:

Dot Wiggins said...

:) So cute and so true... and our philosophy is any growth is a good thing... I love how you all share.