Some warm, fuzzy thoughts you aren't likely to see on the shelf at Hallmark:
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
whew -that wasn't so hard.
p.s. My therapist says hello.
You're the best mom I've ever had! So far.
Dear Mom, the following coupon entitles you to one full day of pampering and relaxation.*
*Offer not valid on weekends. Coupon must be presented at time of redemption. Offer excludes the following services: peace and quiet, back massage, pedicure, manicure, mud bath, facial, makeover, bubble bath, napping, reading, tanning, etc. Offer subject to change without prior notification. Available at participating locations only. Void where prohibited. Prohibited everywhere.
A truly Happy Mother's Day to my mom and mother-in-law! We love you both!