Monday, February 2, 2009

Wouldn't it work better if...

WARNING: The following post has no literary, spiritual, or educational value whatsoever! It is simply the ranting of a psychotic housewife.

Have you seen the Clorox 2 commercial where the guy in the Clorox van pulls up to a soccer field? He basically tells the kids --you're shirts are dingy, throw them into the wash and let's brighten them up.

The kids run over stripping off their jerseys and tossing them into the washing machine that is built into THE SIDE OF THE VAN (important to note the location). He holds up two detergent lids and says something about using your favorite laundry liquid and a capful of Clorox 2. He then proceeds to dump both of the detergents STRAIGHT down. So, I'm just thinking:

Wouldn't it work better if...he actually poured the Clorox into the washing machine? I have no doubt that his shoes are clean and bright but those soccer shirts -I don't think so.

I would love to see a nice spoof in which the soccer moms, having had their laundering skills insulted, rush the van, push it over in the street, and then stuff the little laundry dude into his own washing machine.

3 comments:

ThymeVerner said...

I find it a little more disturbing that the children run towards the guy stripping and the mom's are just like "oh interesting, a strange man with a van just pulled up and told our children to undress. He must have something important and educational to say."

The Sexton Crew said...

You're right --He says "come on over" as he takes his shirt off. Yikes. Now it's not only stupid, it's kinda creepy.

=)

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