Saturday, September 15, 2007

Retracting the claws

I am an idiot and my husband is twisted. If you have no idea what I'm talking about then just read the comments from my last post. Two comments specifically -Anonymous and my reply to anonymous.

I open my blog account to find this comment that needs to be moderated. I read it. Read it again. Read it AGAIN. My thoughts are flying! Who is this psycho and how could she dare to go on and on about how wonderful MY husband is? And that whole thing about him being faithful???! Dang right he's faithful and she better say it in her sleep. What the heck? I could feel my inner Madea swelling. I was "fit'n" to bust somebody up -earrings coming off!

So, I asked Tim if he'd read the blog lately?

"Why? Am I the brunt of your jokes again?" he asks.

"No. But you may have an admirer and I don't like it very much."

I coax him over to the computer and (I did mention that I'm an idiot, right?) I show him the last post that I did. The really sweet and loving one that shows off the best of my husband. He shrugs carelessly (idiot!! me!) and says "what's the problem?"

"It's the comments. Look at this. Can you believe some woman had the nerve to post this...anonymously! And what is up with the "faithful" comment? She's lucky I responded as calmly as I did."

Tim: "hmm. Infrequent blogger? Wonder what that means?"

IDEEEEUUUT! Me: "I don't know I guess it means they don't blog often or..."

Tim: "Like it's somebody who doesn't read the blog very often."

ding, ding, ding HUGE GASP! "Did you write this comment about yourself? Ugh. You have got to be kidding me!"

Insert Tim's raucous laughter here.

It seems that my husbands anonymous admirer is himself. Weirdo! And I am a big dummy for falling for it. Although, in my defense, I should point out how lucky this man is to have a wife who is ready to throw down for him!

2 comments:

A very handsome and rich gentleman said...

I find Amie to be quite a lass --- tim is one VERY LUCKY man --- I would give my right arm to be married to such a well-rounded babe.

The Sexton Crew said...

I don't know who you are (though I can think of one currently "well-rounded" soul who would certainly come to my defense) none-the-less, I appreciate seeing Tim have a taste of his own medicine.

He IS lucky, but seriously keep your right arm.

Ames ;-)