Thursday, December 13, 2007

If I Only Had a Brain

My daughter, Mamoune, is a very smart young lady and in some ways mature beyond her years. BUT during this interchange yesterday, well, you be the judge:

The Setting -Mamoune is looking at the computer over her mom's shoulder and mutters something incomprehensible.

Mom: What did you just say?
Mamoune: (swallows and repeats sentence, the content of which is irrelevant to the story)
Mom: What was in your mouth?
Mamoune: (with eyes bulging) Trash.
Mom: (with eyes bulging and mouth agape) Trash from where?
Mamoune: The floor.
Mom: You put trash from the floor in your mouth?
Mamoune: Yes.
Mom: And then you swallowed it?
Mamoune: Yes.

(Mom stares at Mamoune in disbelief. Turns her back to the child and places her head in her hands. Returns to the child and continues to stare in disbelief.)

Mom: Exactly what kind of trash was it?
Mamoune: I don't know.
Mom: You have no idea what it was or what it could have been from?
Mamoune: It was kinda fuzzy.

Just when you thought this family couldn't be any weirder. sigh.


Troy & Tara Livesay said...

Some of us KNOW exactly HOW STINKIN WEIRD you all are ... for others you are more of a mystery.

Gotta go eat some carpet fuzz.

-K said...

Hi! I'm so excited to find you have a blog! blogs like this help me know I'm not alone in this world, and you are NOT alone! A while back Rob found Jesiah eating a "fuzzy" piece of bread he found in the trash...oh the things you'd rather just not know about.

The Sexton Crew said...

Katy!! I'm so glad to hear from you. We are praying for you and I don't know how I missed that you guys had a blog. You are now on my favorites!