See the people in this picture? They seem to know each other; even like each other. We aren't sure where these two people went. They've been MIA for several weeks now. They were last seen being sucked into the swirling vortex of life, children, and excruciating details. Oh, you've visited this black hole before? Well, did you see them there? No such luck, huh?
Don't worry, we are investing our full resources into finding them...tonight! If, by chance, you encounter these two at some local eatery or coffee house -use extreme caution in approaching. We don't want to tip them off and it is believed that even a small disturbance could send them helplessly back into the whirling abyss. You don't want that to happen now, do you? ;-)